how chinese are you

i recently saw this test on net.....so interesting that i try and do it....and guess whattttt******
the result that came out is not something i m proud to tell here........*shhhh** I M A CHINESE lah wea.........


1) How big are your eyes?
A They're huge with double eyelids and fucking long eyelashes - -5 marks for a bragger like you
B Average - 2 marks
C Single eyelids ^^ - 4 for you! You go, Glen Coco. And -5 marks for the people with huge eyes

2) Your prefered eating utensils:
A Chopsticks - 3 marks
B Fork & spoon - 1.5 marks
C Fork & spoon & a high class printed napkin - disqualified

3) Do you play doTa?
A YAAA!! - 15 marks
B Nope - 1 mark
C What's that? - 7 marks

4) How often do you wear tees & jeans/tees & shorts in a week?
A 1-2 times - 2 marks
B 3-4 times - 3 marks
C Ya kidding? That's all I've got in my wardrobe! - 4 marks

5) Do you have pet(s)?
A No - 2 marks
B Yes - 2 marks

6) Dogs?
A I love dogs I have one at home :) - 3 marks
B Taste like chicken - 25 marks

7) Do you wear spectacles?
A Yeap - 6 marks
B No - 5 marks

8) When taking photos, you pose with a:
A Rock-on sign - 1 mark
B Peace sign - 9 marks

9) Do you speak Mandarin?
A Yes - 1 mark
B No - 0 mark

Now sum up your marks and add another bonus 20 marks.

Results:
100-70 marks:
你是真正的华人！很好、很好！记得新年要给我红包。

Translation: ching chong ching chong ching chong ching.

69-50 marks:
There is room for improvement. Go for Chinese 101 tuition classes.

<50 marks:
For the Chinese people: YOU ARE A DISGRACE! A DISGRACE TO OUR PEOPLE AND OUR MAINLAND CHINA YOU HEAR ME?

GO TO AMERICA YOU.

JUST GO.

AND DON'T EVEN DARE TO COME BACK OR WE WILL CHOP YOU UP AND EAT YOU LIKE DOG MEAT.

pre-microbio

i try to laugh more recently, coz people always say laughter is the best medicine, isnt it? yeahh, hope so, but i dont just simply laugh when i am alone, when i was with friends or around people chatting, chilling out.....yeah, i wanna laugh as much as i can, is this the exam stress that everyone is facing right now, but i am thankful so far so good, and it s gonna finish soon, real soon.......one week? yeahh, just give me another one-week-time, i am gonna officially finish my first year as a degree student....ermm...is that really so? shouldnt i wait till the viva list and result come out? oh no.....viva....will i get it? hope dont.....it s like a bomb....either you are good or bad......i aint greedy, i wanna a "PASS", in the middle between pass and distinction.....hmmmmm, that s really good for me....is not a big thing rite? please grant my wish, GOD and those who are directly or even indirectly related to my scores in this exam......

surprisingly, yesterday was the first and foremost time that i can leave the exam early for biochemistry exam....woahh...until finals only can i do that.......it was such a stress sitting inside there, along with more than two hundred people around you, all doing their paper seriously and continuously....and the lighting, the smell, the air-conditioner......etc etc etc, all make me so distress to sit in there for another one more second, so this is why i decided to leave earlier which is about one hour before the exam end......i hate to sit down there checking and checking my answer, as i had written what i knew, i hate to keep flipping and flipping the answer scripts, i hate to see my writings again and again....but i do like it when i see a full mark or high marks in my answer scripts....*greedy, uh huh*

going to be the last paper and then will be practical which we call it ospe....cute name, isnt it?? hehe.....but it s an abbreviation for some long name.....haha....second year.....oops, holiday first....i am awaiting both of you!!!!! please let me down......and i hope i wont let myself down........either

tadaa,,,,,,,,my sticker shopping

"second last day of ca 4"

woohoo...done with anatomy paper, it was okay, but damn why so many things to write this time...the extraocular muscle......what does that means, do we need to write everything or just part of everything.....anyhow, i managed to remember whatever i have study, so i just "purge" everything out.....no wonder my hand so tired now...

but before anatomy paper, i did quite alot of stuff actually.....hehe...wanna know....??

finish gossip girl season three, the last two episode, one before ospe in the early morning and another one before biochem.......yippeee...feel so contempted, but it makes me more anxious for season four to come out.......why chuck was shot at the end.....??? noooooo no no no no wayyy, i wouldnt want chuck to leave me.........

ohh yahh.......and i bought few stickers from THE STICKER MONSTER.....they are really nice, which means they finish very fast....check it out, for those who are interested...

thestickermonster.blogspot.com


ermm....will show the stickies i bought next time......wanna take a nap before start studying for tomorrow's paper......wish me luck!!!

now, I wish....

i wish i have a car here......at my campus.....to overcome my homesick feeling and sometimes the craving for food in SECRET RECIPE.....PIZZA HUT...and i notice that there was a newly opened korean restaurant around here......ohh dear, just cant resist the yummy delicious food out there, but on the other hand, the weighing machine IS COMPLAINING!!!!!!!!!!!!! A LOTTTTTT KGs will be put on if i keep goin out for food......nop nope nope, not for food, but to go back whenever i want......i was so wanted to go back on friday afternoon......but so many things to consider about before that.......the time consumed, the petrol, the cost, and most of all, my studies....so how??? i got no other choice but stay back here, mugging up everything that i could and went swimming when i was too too too stressed and missed home.....you must think that i m such a mummy girl.......yes and no.....i just wanna go home....miss my home, miss my bed, miss everyone back there......huhuhuhuhuhuh

now, i wish i can do well in the up-coming exams and let my effort not be wasted........it s 1051pm now, and i dont know should i study, or just sleep..............homie!!!!!!!!!!!!i m coming in two weeks time...........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the pool that i go now....

pool....dont jump into 'snooker' but it s rather swimming pool......haha...guess what it s just too awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the management no longer charging us two bucks for 3 hours as last time they did, and there are swimming lesson now........150 bucks for twelve lessons....worth it huh...

but 'awesome' as in they clean the pool.....ermmm.....hmmmm....how often yahh??
maybe in months?? i hope not years lahh.....jk jk.....

two days before, i went swim swim with my friend and she dropped her earring in the pool.....sooo, it at the quite deep end there, LUCKY......one gentleman helped us to take it from the bottom of the pool....so okay everything is good till now.....but after that, she found out one small part from another earring dropped off......ohhh gosh, she really like that pair....i thought we couldnt find it anymore as there usually have some filter system or water circulation thingy in the pool....maybe i thought it will be suck into nowhere ady....

so today we go swim swim again.......she said she wanna find it....oops......small chance...

so.....swim......swim.....swim.......i did a few rounds non stop and harsh-er than normally what i do.....owhh, i can feel a bit muscle-ache now at my arm and my thighs are tired........OHHH...out of no where she saw her 'super small earring' AT THE SAME SPOT AS WHERE THE FIRST ONE DROPPED.......oops...that guy isnt here....so i should just try lahh.....dive dive dive................deep into the pool....and yeahh...got it....ohh it flies away...got it again...flies again....finally gotcha....huuuuuu, faster go to the surface!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i want air!!!!!!!! i want oxygen as much as i can.....haaaaaa......at least my effort was not wasted....gotta at the first dive....hehe, unlike the first time when i showed the wrong thing to the guy and caused him to find it for so many times...hehee

dont you think it is quite.............ermm...i dono what to put here...great?? cool?? weird?? to find the small small earring after two days....woahhh....the water never move??

it s just different

today was my first day of having the vegetarian lunch box though it started two days ago.......where was i?? ooohhh yahh was stuck in gurney mall on saturday.....and the crowd to watch ip man 2 was as big as those who watch iron man 2.......two great movies wea, coming out on day after another...it s just too cool....

oh yah, why i said it s just different.........i was waiting before the lunch box came, queuing then finally got it....it was a cute box and got room, open it......there were vege, one tofu, and two vege sausage.......it looks cute and i was so hungry so i practically gobble down everything i could, but as i was eating....i was thinking the meaning behind this, it s no ordinary lunch box, it s a lesson or value that teach us to appreciate and be thankful to what have been given us.........it was some common dishes but while i was eating it, it just taste different and getting more and more tasty that urge me to have more of it.......i realise that this is so niceeeee.......and i would like to continue for this one whole month.....

thanks tzu chi