i recently saw this test on net.....so interesting that i try and do it....and guess whattttt******
the result that came out is not something i m proud to tell here........*shhhh** I M A CHINESE lah wea.........
1) How big are your eyes?
A They're huge with double eyelids and fucking long eyelashes - -5 marks for a bragger like you
B Average - 2 marks
C Single eyelids ^^ - 4 for you! You go, Glen Coco. And -5 marks for the people with huge eyes
2) Your prefered eating utensils:
A Chopsticks - 3 marks
B Fork & spoon - 1.5 marks
C Fork & spoon & a high class printed napkin - disqualified
3) Do you play doTa?
A YAAA!! - 15 marks
B Nope - 1 mark
C What's that? - 7 marks
4) How often do you wear tees & jeans/tees & shorts in a week?
A 1-2 times - 2 marks
B 3-4 times - 3 marks
C Ya kidding? That's all I've got in my wardrobe! - 4 marks
5) Do you have pet(s)?
A No - 2 marks
B Yes - 2 marks
6) Dogs?
A I love dogs I have one at home :) - 3 marks
B Taste like chicken - 25 marks
7) Do you wear spectacles?
A Yeap - 6 marks
B No - 5 marks
8) When taking photos, you pose with a:
A Rock-on sign - 1 mark
B Peace sign - 9 marks
9) Do you speak Mandarin?
A Yes - 1 mark
B No - 0 mark
Now sum up your marks and add another bonus 20 marks.
Results:
100-70 marks:
你是真正的华人！很好、很好！记得新年要给我红包。
Translation: ching chong ching chong ching chong ching.
69-50 marks:
There is room for improvement. Go for Chinese 101 tuition classes.
<50 marks:
For the Chinese people: YOU ARE A DISGRACE! A DISGRACE TO OUR PEOPLE AND OUR MAINLAND CHINA YOU HEAR ME?
GO TO AMERICA YOU.
JUST GO.
AND DON'T EVEN DARE TO COME BACK OR WE WILL CHOP YOU UP AND EAT YOU LIKE DOG MEAT.
